We dont want UDR's but we think all umpires are racist against India, whats the solution?

Also Sachin Tendulkar is GOD and is better than every man ever. I am totally in love with him and everything he represents. Sachin Tendulkar invented the earth, he contrlls day and night. Oh Damn it sachin my Lord God of cricket why cant you hurry up and pass that Australian infidels average of 99.94?